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by **qwertzuiop** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:57 am

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercial breaks.

continue, 1 at a time

by **cyan** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:13 pm

I felt sorry for you, so...

Yo' momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

by **lil timmy** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:34 am

Yo mama so hot I took her out on a date and we got along really well... That was 9 months before you were born...

by **cyan** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:49 pm

Yo' mama teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

shame it isn't Todo...

by **lil timmy** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:47 pm

Yo mama's so dumb that when I gave her a list of yo mama jokes, she thought I had written her biography.

by **cyan** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:30 pm

Yo' momma is so fat I missed three commercial breaks when she walked in front of the TV

by **lil timmy** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:39 am

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that she took a bite out of her own legs thinking it was cottage cheese.

by **cyan** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:29 pm

Yo' momma is so dumb, she open the car, left the keys outside, and couldn't get out of the car!

by **Ml08180** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:15 pm

Yo momma so white I lost her last time it snowed.

by **anders920** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:34 am

yo momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

by **qwertzuiop** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:42 am

Yo momma's so fat, she's called the United States of Yo' Momma!

by **cyan** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:19 pm

yo' momma is so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

by **ForrestKeys** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:24 pm

Your mothers are so fat that when they hanged out together at the beach, the people thought they were whales that got stranded on the shore.

by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:51 am

You're an idiot. :roll:

Yo' momma so stupid she got pregnant.

by **ForrestKeys** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:31 pm

Your mother is so stupid, she managed to pass it on to you.

by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:26 pm

Yo' momma so stupid, she makes a cactus look smart.

by **ForrestKeys** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:35 pm

Your mother is your mother.

by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:37 pm

yo' momma is so fat, she makes elephants look anorexic.

by **ForrestKeys** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:38 pm

Your mother is beautiful.

by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:39 pm

yo' momma so stupid, she thinks that a dog is a moving pillow.

yo' momma