What would you do with $1,000,000?

[Blargen]

Just post what you would do with a million dollors.
It dosent really have to literaly cost A milloin dollors.



I would buy asdf the empire state building.

[keja]

I would clone myself.

[ThingerDudes]

buy a billion dollars.

[vraiment]

I would clone myself.

Please no, one is enough!

I'd first buy the house for my family and then I'd run away to Mexico City

[Ml08180]

I'd finance a company to make me more money, which I would then use to find a cure for vamparasitus and then reverse engineer it to make it spread around the population of earth!

[Blargen]

I would clone myself.

I would do this^

Reapeated 700 times... Therefore my army of blargeness will eliminate all things that make sence. Therefore asdf will be able to spread randomness all over the world.

Oh and Me and asdf will give the moon to keja's ego... But i dont know if that would be enough space...

[qwertzuiop]

I'd change it to swiss franks

[cyan]

It's spelled francs, not franks - that's a hotdog, sorry to correct you.
But I would use $1,000,000 to move to New Zealand

[qwertzuiop]

then it's called francs in english... i couldn't care less what foreigners call my local currency...

[cyan]

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!

[qwertzuiop]

I forgive you xD

[cyan]

Us Americans are just so shallow. That's why I would use $1,000,000 to move to New Zealand.

[lil timmy]

:D Us Americans are just so shallow. That's why I would use $1,000,000 to move to New Zealand.

so you can pretend to pretend to be Australian?

I'd continue doing what I do except that I'd have nice things like my own place and a Shelby Mustang.

[cyan]

Uh, I can be whatever I want to be.
I could also use $1,000,000 to buy Pinback. Literally, them.

[Ml08180]

If I had $1,000,000 I would build a large hotel, earn more money, build a bigger hotel, make alot more money, build the world's largest hotel, and then use the money from that to build a robot-ferret-monkey army and overtake all of the world!

[qwertzuiop]

I think I would take $10,000 and give it to a assassin to murder ML...

[Ml08180]

pshhh, I'd kill him and drink his blood. You can't kill me, I'm already dead

[qwertzuiop]

Reformulation:
I think I would take $1,000,000 and give it to the best assassins to exterminate Ml.
To make sure he's gone I'd burn him.
Then burn his ashes.
Then split the ashes into 500 groups.
Then seal each group in a separate, indestructible box.
Then shoot 300 into space (all different directions).
Then I'd drop the rest into volcanoes or different seas.

[lil timmy]

Why don't you just cut off his dong and keep it in a box. That way if he ever came back to life then you'd have complete control over him.

[cyan]

Hehe
I would not use $1,000,000 to do that. Just buy 166,666 machetes from Wal-Mart™.