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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Uly » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:14 pm

At the record store.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby assdef » Sat Jun 04, 2016 11:41 am

Only if it's the last thing you ever do.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Uly » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:36 am

In a magic hat.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby assdef » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:23 pm

Down the hallway, 78th door on the left.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:35 pm

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD SEE HIM!!!

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Uly » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:28 pm

Cold hard cabbage.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby assdef » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:21 pm

Next to your West Virginity, south of Maryland.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:47 pm

You can get a pair of Witnesses, but they might try to convert you.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby assdef » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:01 am

Barbershop Music Appreciation Day.

Why is Donald Trump a legitimate candidate for President of the United States?
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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:08 pm

Because, even though more people voted against Trump than for him, there were so many other candidates that he gained momentum early from the simple fact that people recognized his name, whereas other candidates got fewer votes each. If there were fewer candidates to start out, we would likely not be looking at Trump vs. Clinton.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby assdef » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:05 pm

Sure you can, if you want to waste your vote.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:45 pm

Why do crazy snipers have to kill cops?
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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby assdef » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:25 pm

Because second amendment.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:02 am

Because it's a tick that has lips.


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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:28 pm

In RGB notation, blue is 0000FF, which makes its size 255.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Uly » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:07 pm

Anonymously Famous wrote:In RGB notation, blue is 0000FF, which makes its size 255.

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Firefly. Can't wait for season two.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:29 pm

Amazon sells durable forks.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:14 am

Step 1: get twice as much sleep as you need
Step 2: sell half the amount of sleep you have
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: PROFIT


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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Uly » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:29 am

put a %10 markup on your sale before it's final

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:36 pm

To the bathroom. Several times a day. Just like everyone else.
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