So, I was travelling among the trees of a colourful forest in the range of Far Tower's WiFi because I so badly needed to complete my Social Studies pre-test. I had completed it when I was snatched up by a giant dragon and taken to a hill. There stood asdfkumquat2, with a crown on, because he was King Of The Hill. I made short negotiations with the dragon because it was dewero's and it didn't really care
and I ordered it to breathe fire all over the current king. He did, and then I became King Of The Hill. Yay!