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King Of The Hill

Postby asdfkumquat2 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:04 pm

you find a random story to become the ruler of the hill.


I found a hill...

MY HILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:54 pm

I don't get it. Since when did this
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have anything to do with a hill?
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby asdfkumquat2 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:27 pm

just try to over throw the king by making a story to defeat him
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:28 pm

Okay.
So, I was travelling among the trees of a colourful forest in the range of Far Tower's WiFi because I so badly needed to complete my Social Studies pre-test. I had completed it when I was snatched up by a giant dragon and taken to a hill. There stood asdfkumquat2, with a crown on, because he was King Of The Hill. I made short negotiations with the dragon because it was dewero's and it didn't really care :twisted: and I ordered it to breathe fire all over the current king. He did, and then I became King Of The Hill. Yay!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby asdfkumquat2 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:35 pm

my burning ashes flew into your insides so i now control you

My hill... kinda
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:48 pm

darn it...
So, Hank Hill comes along with his wife, Peggy, and his fat son, Bobby. Bobby punches me in my rock-hard abs :D and the force is so strong that the ashes fly out of my eye sockets. I am free! And King once again!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby asdfkumquat2 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:48 pm

Then bob sits on you and you gasp for air and I control u again





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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby qwertzuiop » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:35 am

And while you two do not notice it, I lock you in a vacuum box...

It's mah hill y'all
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby asdfkumquat2 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:32 pm

Luckily a squirrel mage made me normal again and a kitty shot you




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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby qwertzuiop » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:34 am

[do you know what a vacuum box is?]

Luckily a bunny-mage cast resurrection on me and turns you into a kitty which gets get ripped apart by a dog...

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby asdfkumquat2 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:18 pm

my little slices crawl on your limbs and connect to your nerves so i can control you



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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:36 pm

I cut up Bobby when asdfkumquat2's ashes are locked in the vaccuum box and then use a $6 machete from Wal-Mart to rip off qwertzuiop's nerves so the slices are disconntected. My hill!!!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby dewero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:47 pm

*slices the hill*

now nobody can be the king! ha!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:02 pm

YOU SUCK
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I killed you and buried you in a giant burial mound that's the new hill. My hill!!! :twisted:
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Sora » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:51 am

ASDF comes along with Chuck Norris and takes over the hill. What nobody knew was that Chuck Norris was me in disguise.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:26 pm

Hm...
Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick as celebration and he accidentally kicks himself...uh...in a place...and he passes out. My hill!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby dewero » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:32 pm

atom bomb. now the place is below sea level :lol:
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cyan » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:35 pm

Nah, you know what place I was really talking about??? The place that would really hurt if you kicked a male there...
But it's still my hill because you didn't say it was yours.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Shai'tan » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:21 pm

I balefire the entire hill out of existence and then rebuild it, taller and better than before...

I'm King of the Hill! :D
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Sora » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:42 pm

I steal the hill and automatically beat every story that anyone ever says. The hill is mine.
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