King Of The Hill

[asdfkumquat2]

you find a random story to become the ruler of the hill.


I found a hill...

MY HILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asdfkumquat]

I don't get it. Since when did this
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have anything to do with a hill?

[asdfkumquat2]

just try to over throw the king by making a story to defeat him

[asdfkumquat]

Okay.
So, I was travelling among the trees of a colourful forest in the range of Far Tower's WiFi because I so badly needed to complete my Social Studies pre-test. I had completed it when I was snatched up by a giant dragon and taken to a hill. There stood asdfkumquat2, with a crown on, because he was King Of The Hill. I made short negotiations with the dragon because it was dewero's and it didn't really care and I ordered it to breathe fire all over the current king. He did, and then I became King Of The Hill. Yay!

[asdfkumquat2]

my burning ashes flew into your insides so i now control you

My hill... kinda

[asdfkumquat]

darn it...
So, Hank Hill comes along with his wife, Peggy, and his fat son, Bobby. Bobby punches me in my rock-hard abs and the force is so strong that the ashes fly out of my eye sockets. I am free! And King once again!

[asdfkumquat2]

Then bob sits on you and you gasp for air and I control u again





My hilllllllll!!!!!!!

[qwertzuiop]

And while you two do not notice it, I lock you in a vacuum box...

It's mah hill y'all

[asdfkumquat2]

Luckily a squirrel mage made me normal again and a kitty shot you




My hill!!!!!!

[qwertzuiop]

[do you know what a vacuum box is?]

Luckily a bunny-mage cast resurrection on me and turns you into a kitty which gets get ripped apart by a dog...

Mah Hill!!

[asdfkumquat2]

my little slices crawl on your limbs and connect to your nerves so i can control you



My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!

[asdfkumquat]

I cut up Bobby when asdfkumquat2's ashes are locked in the vaccuum box and then use a $6 machete from Wal-Mart to rip off qwertzuiop's nerves so the slices are disconntected. My hill!!!

[dewero]

*slices the hill*

now nobody can be the king! ha!

[asdfkumquat]

YOU SUCK
lollipops
I killed you and buried you in a giant burial mound that's the new hill. My hill!!!

[Sora]

ASDF comes along with Chuck Norris and takes over the hill. What nobody knew was that Chuck Norris was me in disguise.

[asdfkumquat]

Hm...
Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick as celebration and he accidentally kicks himself...uh...in a place...and he passes out. My hill!

[dewero]

atom bomb. now the place is below sea level

[asdfkumquat]

Nah, you know what place I was really talking about??? The place that would really hurt if you kicked a male there...
But it's still my hill because you didn't say it was yours.

[Shai'tan]

I balefire the entire hill out of existence and then rebuild it, taller and better than before...

I'm King of the Hill!

[Sora]

I steal the hill and automatically beat every story that anyone ever says. The hill is mine.