"Oh wow thanks!", says Dreams He opens it and out comes... A ZOMBIE HEAD!!! Dreams smiles and says, "Oh wow! Thanks! I will keep this in my room forever! And the next present goes to... atomtengeralattjaro! He just has to come out of his jell-o stupor and claim his gift!"
atomtengeralattjaro, a little tired after the "feliz navidad", carefully unwraps his present.. A brand new periscope!! "Thanks a ton, ASDF!" atom turned to see who the next present, a nice ASDF-colored box is directed to..
History has taught us that we don't learn from the past.
AwesomeV, after partying for 10 hours, gets tired and goes over to the present area and opens a letter with his name on it, and then he screams, "A notification that im an ASDF!", "Thank you so much ASDF!"