Awwwwww you meanie. I bet, uh, since you just posted, uh, you're in some sort of, uh, thingy!!!!! Oh and I'm not a he. Why would I like apolo ohno so much I was a guy???
It's not a conspiracy. Sometimes denial is proof, but not in this case. I had eight sharpies and I had to match the colors!!! It's my (nonexistent) OCD!!!