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Object Battle

Postby Froggychum » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:09 pm

CONTESTANTS: Fresh Bread, Salt, Clock, Wool Cloth, Steak, Fishing Rod, Sunglasses, Toy Train, Smoothie, EZ-Cheese Spraycan



There will be stuff.

Note: Post if you want, but at most it will only SLIGHTLY affect what I write.

Audience participation will happen tho...


Thanks to Uly for believeing in my dream.


K cya later bye
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Re: Object Battle

Postby Froggychum » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:40 pm

MEETING TIME:

you have all been placed in a 200km radius spherical dome, it stretches up 1km, and goes down as far. You are surrounded on all sides by the strongest material in the known universe.

To begin, you will all have 15 minutes of socializing before your FIRST challenge of MANY to come... Have fun...


Clock: WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA WOOOOOOOPPPPIIIEEEEEEE YUUUUUHHHHYYYAAAAAA

Salt: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU LITTLE RAZZARFRAZZ

Clock: Hoyboooouuuduiaiaiaiiaiaaiaiaiai

Salt: ARE YOU SASSING ME? Oh, you little bastard, You rude-rude THING, how DARE YOU!!

Sunglasses: Calm your titties, bitch

Salt: ...

Salt: YYYEEAAHAHHRRGRGGRGRGRG???? What THE HELL DID JA YOU SAYYY TO ME???

clock continues running around in circles screaming

Salt: YOU ... SHUT UP

clock: waahhooo--wahhoooo

Fresh Bread: hey, why doesnt everybody just chill out and smoke some Grain?

Salt: *gasp* YOU'RE DOING DRUGZ? AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!! THINK ABOUT MEEEE

Salt: IM IM IM IMPOORARATATATATATNNRNTNNNTNT


meanwhile a few feet over:

Smoothie: Heyyy, girl. You wanna have A great time??

Wool: Im-im-im a-a MAN!
*wool shivers scaredly*

Smoothie: AW GROSS, I gotta hit on like, 3 people to make up for that..Uch , i have A REPUTATION YOU KNOW?



yet again, a few feet away:

Toy Train: duhh..
*drools dumbly*

Fishing Rod: Oh, Hi there friend :P

Toy train smiles and coughs dumbly

Fishing Rod: Ohh , your drooling all over yoyrself, let me help you out there...

*wipes face with Wool Cloth*

fishrod: there we go.. OH IM SORRY

Wool cloth: Mmmm--mmmyy fafa---a-a- AHAHHAHA!!!
*runs around screaming and away too*



meanwhile EZCheese was binging himself full of False Dairy.

Gluhahaha...hhh... uHHHH yummaahh.


Steak just sat there wishing he was dead, or at least not full of constant agony




This repeats for 13 minutes


ONLY 1 MINUTE LEFT... BEFORE YOUR CHALLENGE



Clock gets so scared he bumps into the screaming Wool cloth

Wool sets on fire, and screams so loud it hurts peoples ears.


Everyone except Salt and Sunglasses shuts up, those 2 are still fighting

After he's almost dead, Fishing rod runs in and puts out Wool, by squatting and pisssing on him

wool cloth: "uhh. /.. huuh.... Whh-y-y mee... hahhheeh.."

Fresh Bread is too stoned to notice what's going on


Salt finally shuts yp as she realises she's witnessing a near-death of another Object

"AAH!" she finally screams , "That was SO tramatic for ME!!" she yells selfishly, "MY LIFE IS SO HARD"


People look at the selfish shaker, and just shake their heads

Sunglasses, being a dick, decides to laugh at her, spit on her, and then push her to the floor

Salt "..."

SALT "HOW DARE YOU!!!!! ILL KILL YOU BASTARD!!!!"

Toy train finally looks and says: "Why everyone so... " struggling to find his word, "..Mad?"


everyone feels bad for what they did, except Sunglasses who's laffing his ass off, and Salt who is still fuming

Even the stoned Bread looks over.

Sunglasses "well, LOOK WHAT THE RETARD IS SAYING... Oh... What the word? yhhh... basic emotion.... uggh duhhh droolsie"

He then starts laffing again.


Toy Train asks softly"y u laff at me?"

Fishinf rod gives a quick stab at Sungalsses with her hook, and comforts train


a few moments later salt gets up, and right ater that:



10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..


YOUR CHALLENGE HAS BEGUN!!!



oh crap this is gonna be a big one!
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Re: Object Battle

Postby Uly » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:40 am

I want a sandwich now
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Re: Object Battle

Postby Froggychum » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:45 am

Oh hey there's a new person, HI FRIEND, welcome!


Uly: hmmm... good idea... I mean, nothing...

hm...


///GAME\\\

Challenge #1: Sculpture Challenge

desc: Everyone will compete to see who can make the best Sculpture.


Attention! The rules are very simple, MAKE A SCULPTURE... Now... some more details: You have the option between these 3 materials, YOU MUST USE 1, and ONLY 1!
... Good. Now your materials are the following: Wax, Clay, Marble


This event will be done INDIVIUDALLY, or in a team of 2... so A PARTNERSHIP

You have 1 minute to tell me which materials your using, and who's in your team


BEGIN!


Clock starts jabbering super quickly about everything she wants

Clock: IAWJEDSK AISDI NSIOXH VKW;FPOAKSHDKFP;SDBJ SDJF ?!?!DSD?V?R@$?FWER?

Salt starts being a bitch like normal: "Uggh, WAHT DO I WANT? how DARE you, ask A LADY such A PRIVATE question!!"

salt: "I HAVVE RIGHT IN MY MIND TO NOT BREAK YOUR NECK!! Auuugh! I cant
BELIEVE
you!!!"

salt:"WELL ILL TELL YOU, I WANT TO USE THE FINEST GOLD, AND I WANT ALL THE TIME, NO LIMIT!!, also IF YOUR SMART, you better believe THAT I WILL HAVE 500 SLAVES, HOT HOT , MALE SLAVES TO WORK FOR ME!!!"

salt:"And, its GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL!! You'll GIVE ME THE WWARD... or ILL SCREAAAMAMMMM DSOOOOO LOUUDDD"

salt:"And, then , Ill be A PRINCESS"


LIKE DADDY ALWAYS SAID ID BE!!!!




meanwhile others are more... not bitchy?

yeah thats right.


fishing rod is like "hmmm.. what should I paint.. UGh this is hard..."

toy train nudges her and tells her "be mah partnut? Pleeze?"


she agrees and pats his tummy.


wool cloth is too shocked to say a word, You know, after he almost died.... wow poor doosh.




fresh bread is too stoned to realise anything

"That;s so m e gooodd Graaai--hh-h-h-hhhh-nnn-n--n-n- AHHAHHh yeehhh"




sunglasses goes up to steak, and says "Be my partner, loser!" and punches him..


That was a mistake..


I WILL KILL YOU FOR THE PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED ME...


sunglasses walks away... slowly...


Steak continues screeching in horror. HORRORBLE HORROR.

poor steak, such aginy is his life.




over yonder, EZCheese iss still indulging himself full of fakedairy


he has type 1-7 cancer. sad isnt it?



Sunglasses goes over to Smoothie, and goes "Be my partner faggot", Smoothie "hey, man You just asked to be my "partner""

smoothie "So technically, YOURE THE FAGGOT"


sunglasses says "I wonder, how sensitive your STRAW is little child..."

smoothie nods and says "ok ill be your partner.. Dont hurt me ples"


sunglasses "we'll see, maybe if we win, I wont hurt you... but otherwise... WELL... accidents happen.. dont they?"


smoothie wimpers in scaredness



eventually, frod and toytrain decide to use the material: Wax.

sunglasses forces smoothie into sayig they will use Marble




a few secs later: "YOUR CHALLENGE NOW BEGINS"

Team 1: Fishing Rod, and Toy Train

Team 2: Sunglasses and Smoothie

The rest of you will be going solo

salt :"THAT NOT FAIR!!! I AM IIIIIMMMPOOORRTTTAATATATANNNNTTT"

salt "EVERYONE LOVES ME"

shut up bitch, and make art


salt reacts like you think she would... Totally like a bitch.



OH MY GOD FOR GODS SAKE, YOU WANT A PARTNER??? WELL HERE YOU GO, BITCH

**salt has been teamed up with Clock


salt: "..."

salt:" I QUIT"


Oh really... Well there's nothing I can do... you win...

salt:"HAHAHA YOU BIG IDIO-!!"

Never mind, I CAN PUT YOU IN THE [b][i]TORTURE PIT OF ULTIMATE SUFFERING[/b][/i]

salt "..."


have fun :twisted:




salt suffered so horribly, I would have to be on 4chan to say the words that describe herpain...

really, even SHE doesnt deserve it

actually nvm i a narcissist so yeah she does.

stupid bich. (there are OTHER words I could be using, rn , but dont tellher that, she'd probs lecture me for a week GOD I HATE MY CREATION)




--Challenge coming soon - IKR im lazy jerk sorry :P haha



CHALLENGE HAS ARRIVED!!


FishingRod: C'mon Train, let's mold some wax!

Train: AHHH YEEHH


they begin working



meanwhile Salt is not part of the challenge, SHE IS IN THE SUFFERING PIT


OMG HORROR


Cant even say what she's going through

It would be despicably inhumane to even imply that THIS COULD HAPPEN IN ANY WORLD

the fact that I have a a fake reality where it IS happening

well, I ACTUALLY deserve to die painfully IRL

i know... it's that bad


Shell never be right again



good :twisted: i hate her :twisted:




Anyway, Sunglasses is like: SMOOTHIE START WORKING, BUILD ME A COMFY SEAT!

smoothie: "Marble is hard and painful, How can I make something comfy out of that?"

Sunglasses takes a stone and beats him up for a few minutes



fresh bread is still smoking grain


Clock is running around screaming scaredly

Wool is still spasming

Steak is screaming horrificly


ezcheese is still gluttonizing


eventually EZCheese has a....




HEART ATTACK




ezcheese SCREAMS IN PAIN, PUNCTUATING ALL OTHER SCREAMS


his noise is so GUTTURAL AND GRUMBLY, SUCH PAIN, SO HORROR





everyone stops

except sunglasses "Oh, fattie has a tummy ache? HAHA You big bastard, YOUR SO FAT, stop eating you plastic bullshit, and lay down and die


FAT ASS!! ahahahahah"


he laughs enragingly for a few moments until...


ezcheese punches him SO hard, it breaks one of his lenses




Sunglasses "Oh god!" he shrieks loudly

sunglasses "OH OH MY GOD, THAT HURTS A***B***C***D***E***F***G***H***I***J***K***L***M***


he yells ANGRILY "WHAT THE F@#%^&*??????"


!!!!m*th*rf*ck*r!!! HE RAGES

c****************!!!!!!!!!! MOTHERC*****SU@$%#ER THE FU&&&&&ING D%%%C***(*^%??a?wSDWe?fd

rroooHhahahahahAHAHAHH


that hurts.





he dies.




kidding jus went unconcious in agony








smoothie "Thanks man"

smoothie "Well, I should make my sculpture now..."



REMINDER: NO KILLING, ALSO YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES






after 15 minutes, fishrod and train have made a very interesting sculpture


Fish:"well, it's not perfect... But it will do"
fish"i appreciate your creativity Train :D "


train"Thankoo mummy :D "


fish rod gasps, and then just goes wit it "Ok big guy sure"




steak screams so loud it echos and echos

eventually he pukes up 100 lbs of mucus and starts rolling in it against his will


"FALSVINBP OFIVSJ EBNDPFOI KILLME!!!!!"a

he begs for death but doesnt recieve it


he suffers horribly





wool finally gets up and twitches for 10 minutes


the realises there only 5 mins left, adn LOSES IT


you can use your imagination to fugure out what wool did, IT WAS KRAAZZY

mostly cus wool is wussy




ezcheese, with 3 mins left PUKES up 500 tons of cheese, and bashes his head into it, IT BLASTS IN THE AIR, AND DRY'S BEFORE IT HITS THE GROUND


Making a cool 3d artwork


He then takes a dump in the middle, IT GOES DOWN DOWN DOWN because his shit WAYS 4243580 tons average SO HEAVY


anyway, it goes DOWN!!

eventually i hits the barrier with a THUNK


and he then pukes a bunch of liquid cheese down the hole


the vibrations in the shield shoot the cheese up, and cause cracks in his GIANT work that has dried up to 200meters around


it BECOMES A...


Cheese Fountain!!




eventually clock hits her head and goes unconsious



Bread passes out frrom drug use





later..

10.9.8..7..6..5..4.......3.....2......................1......................................time up!!!



MY AI WILL NOW JUDGE YOUR SCULPTURES

The following people have failed the test: Bread you fail, Salt you fail, Sunglasses... you should fail... but dont because smoothie did something, while still in your team... clock you FAIL... and Steak you-- Oh ... gross but it COULD be art... Your mucus has created a giant mess of hardened grossnuget BUT IT COUNTS



I WILL NOW JUDGE





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RESULTS HAVE RETURNED.





sunglases & Smoothie: 7/10

Fishing Rod & Toy Train: 4/10 +2 retard bonus = 6/10


EZCheese: 5/10 +2 edibility +2 size = 9/10


Steak: 1/10 +3 suffering bonus = 4/10




EVERYONE WHO GOT 5 OR MORE PASSES


Steak you fail






Here are our winners: Fishing Rod & Toy Train: pass with 6/10, Sunglasses & Smoothie: pass with 7/10, and EZCheese you pass with 9/10


So you all pass


OUR FINAL WINNER IS: EZCheese!!



All failures will be beaten brutally, and then returned for a good nights sleep


Wiiners will be sent off to bed, with a cookie and milk

Failures get NO COOKIES


and our winner EZCheese: You have 2 options.

You can get a bonus on our next challenge

Our you can have an extra cookie


I STRONGLY URGE FOR THE BONUS


Now what will it be toda-??


EZCHEESE: "COOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIE NOWOWOWOWOWO"



ok...



And EZCheese got his cookie







TBC :P
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