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assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby assdef » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:08 pm

Ok, so I think there are no misgivings in this forum when it comes to my feelings about pukeymin. I don't understand them, and my old man instincts tells me that if I don't understand them they must be evil and avoided at all costs.

Well, lately, as I'm sure you're all aware, the damn things are everywhere. All over the news, on The Facebook, in conversations I have with people at work, conversations I have with my friends...poogeeman freakin' everywhere!! I'm convinced that the very recent decline in activity on this forum is because you all are out there will your cellular telephones walking around looking for these pyoukeemon. *smh*

It's evil, I tell you. EVIL. What is the world coming to? It irked me that threads here wondered to the topic of poakjimun too often...but now I can't get away from the damn things! And from what I can tell they are just lurking around different parts of the earth now?! What the heck?!

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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:59 am

don't worry assdef, I feel the same about pug eye men.
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby Uly » Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:45 am

I feel the same way about Ho Chi Minh
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:57 pm

I have purposefully not brought the conversation of that app to these forums.
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby ThingerDudes » Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:26 pm

It's not officially out in Canada yet so...
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby assdef » Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:55 pm

I'm so glad each of you agree! Let's band together against this evilness. I implore you, join the cause - POKEMON STOP!
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:15 am

I agree.

If I can't play this game no one should be able to.
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:42 pm

There were already reports of accidents and even muggings related to pokemon go..
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby assdef » Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:22 pm

Of course there were! It's japanese evilness. Just their next step in plans for taking over the U.S. Fight against it, brethren!
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:32 pm

You can't fight it though. You'll eventually be like this guy
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby assdef » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:56 am

If for some reason you thought I was joking about poach-a-gun being evil, take a look at the story that came up in my news feed today:

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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:01 pm

I now know that in Denver, Colorado, the temperature is 92 degrees Americenheit.
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:42 pm

assdef wrote:If for some reason you thought I was joking about poach-a-gun being evil, take a look at the story that came up in my news feed today:

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I have seen several police departments warn that you should play wisely. There have been stories of people who have started to pay more attention to their phone than the road, or that trespass on private property to try to get a Pokemon that they're getting close to, or people who set up lures at Pokestops at night, only to rob people who come to take advantage of those lures.

Moral of the story: If you're going to Pokemon, please Pokemon responsibly.
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby assdef » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:48 pm

Nice try, ThingerDudes. But not happening:

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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby ThingerDudes » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:59 am

I know it's great now I don't have to complain about it not being available in Canada anymore
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby assdef » Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:01 pm

Nice job, ThingerDudes - now look what you've done!! :x

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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:18 pm

I had to go find the article just so I could share it with my wife.
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby Uly » Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:34 am

R.I.P. Pokemon Go tracking system
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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:01 pm

it never worked for me to begin with.

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Re: assdef's worst nightmare...come true

Postby Uly » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:48 pm

My neighborhood is a bunch of long streets with almost no intersections. Pokemon sucks here.
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