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Happy Father's Day!

Postby assdef » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:39 am

I realize now we have a couple of fathers in this forum, so I hope you enjoy your day.

And as for the rest of you little brats, do your duty and thank your dad for donating sperm so you could, you know, EXIST.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Uly » Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:58 pm

Hey I have a duck to raise
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Shai'tan » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:47 pm

We don't celebrate father's day on the same day as you, but happy father's day and thank you.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Uly » Tue Jun 21, 2016 1:51 pm

When do you celebrate father's day?
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Shai'tan » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:08 pm

Second Sunday of November.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Uly » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:50 am

Is there a Norwegian independence day?
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Evai » Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:03 pm

I don't think it's out in their cinemas yet
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Uly » Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:36 pm

Speaking of which, why is Independence Day coming out on June 24th? That makes me so angry.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby assdef » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:12 pm

You're probably too young to remember when the first Independence Day came out. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something. It actually released on July 2.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:21 pm

back in assdef's time, independence day was dependence day.
History has taught us that we don't learn from the past.

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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Shai'tan » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:49 am

Uly wrote:Is there a Norwegian independence day?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian ... tution_Day
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby assdef » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:01 pm

Shai was a russ! I remember that! He got to wear a really cool hat!!

Almost as cool as Norwegian Olympic Curling Pants:

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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Shai'tan » Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:57 am

Indeed! Those pants are still the coolest thing to happen in Curling.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Kellizaber » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:17 pm

I used to have a pair of those pants! I wore them to school once. Once.

Happy late Father's Day to all the fathers in all the land!
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:56 pm

Those are some pretty sweet pants.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Uly » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:01 pm

I have a pair of pants!
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:27 pm

I do not own a skirt.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby assdef » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:51 pm

Uly wrote:I have a pair of pants!

Ha! That's British for underwear.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Uly » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:03 pm

Then what are underpants?
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:37 pm

Locale differences like that are one of the reasons that I have a job.
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