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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 12:18 pm
by Anonymously Famous
What do you call a snake that's about 3.14 meters long?

A πthon.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2017 10:21 pm
by Uly
What do you call a magic owl?
Hoooo-dini

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 9:17 am
by assdef
What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
He wet his plants.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:37 pm
by assdef
Do clown farts smell funny?

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:28 pm
by Anonymously Famous
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:02 pm
by Uly
Did you hear about the German comedian?
He brot the wurst jokes.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:02 am
by assdef
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

"Is the bar tender here?"

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:05 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Thanks for the smile, assdef! :)

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:35 pm
by assdef
Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:41 pm
by Anonymously Famous
What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:28 pm
by assdef
I had a dream last night I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:36 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por que pine

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:36 pm
by Anonymously Famous
My child doesn't appreciate my advanced sense of humor. We were picking up blocks and putting them away. This conversation ensued.

Kid: Where are the blocks?
Me: Oh, they're probably out having fun somewhere.

Later...

Me: Hey, where do blocks go to have fun? A block party!!!
Kid: ... Where are the blocks?
Me: Oh, they're probably just around the block.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:21 pm
by ThingerDudes
take the child back to the child store and get a new one it is clearly defective

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:00 am
by Shai'tan
I'm pretty sure kids are configured to not like their parents jokes.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:39 am
by ThingerDudes
if the child is working as designed then there is clearly an issue with the design. This matter should be taken up with the manufacturers.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:06 am
by assdef
AF's dad jokes are lvl 9000.

"Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space."

That joke's not bad. I give it three stars.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:47 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
Where did Noah keep his bees?

...

In the ark hives.

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:27 pm
by Ml08180
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:52 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
hah