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by **Anonymously Famous** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:43 pm

If tomorrow comes today, if you string enough tomorrows together...

Today.

by **Uly** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:08 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:tomorrow comes today
Also when is the new Gorillaz album happening
I want it to happen now

2017
but you can't always get the music that you choose in a bag when it makes you feel good.

by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:09 am

"So how was your date?"
I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much
"That wasn't a good idea"
Yeah well, hindsight is 1

by **Anonymously Famous** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:28 pm

That made me chuckle.

by **Uly** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:13 pm

So a man walks into a bar
and then gets ice for his head

by **Anonymously Famous** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:48 pm

Variant:

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

by **Uly** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:41 pm

Is the second guy blind? Does he not learn from mistakes?

by **Anonymously Famous** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:54 pm

Maybe they were close enough together that he didn't have enough time to fully react.

by **Uly** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:56 am

gotta be quicker than that

by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:57 am

Gotta raise the bar.
The expectations for their reaction time, or the physical bar, either is good, as long as it prevents injury.

by **Anonymously Famous** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 5:32 pm

Hahaha!

by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:50 pm

A: "What's the scariest datatype?"
B: "What?"
A: "a BOOlean"
...
C: "It's funny, because it’s `True`"

by **Anonymously Famous** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:30 pm

It could also be "False"

by **assdef** » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:29 pm

Why doesn't Oedipus use profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

by **Uly** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:08 pm

Oh man I love percy jackson

by **Kellizaber** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:47 pm

Then why don't you marry him?

by **Evai** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:02 pm

He's married to me. Now back away. Slowly.

by **Anonymously Famous** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:33 pm

assdef wrote:Why doesn't Oedipus use profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

That's so bad it's good.

by **Uly** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 6:24 pm

if it only it was like that with everything

by **Anonymously Famous** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:32 pm

Yeah. A lot of things are so bad that they're... just really, really bad.

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