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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:47 pm

Does it need CPR, or did it just eat a blue sucker?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:58 pm

Kool-Aid.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:48 pm

That would do it.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:30 am

It can kill you, y'know.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Oct 04, 2016 1:12 pm

So can living.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby ThingerDudes » Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:12 pm

So can drinking too much water
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:58 pm

So can not drinking enough.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:16 am

So can just sitting in water until you decompose
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby ThingerDudes » Fri Oct 07, 2016 12:40 pm

Wouldn't you die of starvation before that?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:37 pm

you could eat.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby ThingerDudes » Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:05 pm

but it would be wet and soggy
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:58 pm

inject nutrients right into your blood stream
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:26 am

Can I get that with a cherry on top?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:08 pm

If you can fit it in the syringe.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Kellizaber » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:56 pm

That's what grenadine is for
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:48 am

Nothin' like a nice nutrient cocktail.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Kellizaber » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:04 pm

I'm not sure if there are any nutrients involved there
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:32 am

Uly wrote:inject nutrients right into your blood stream

it's the future
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:34 pm

Uly wrote:
Uly wrote:inject nutrients right into your blood stream

it's the future

The future is now.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby ThingerDudes » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:36 pm

tomorrow comes today
Also when is the new Gorillaz album happening
I want it to happen now
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