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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:04 pm

But are there any things that are so good they're bad?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:49 pm

Probably.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby ThingerDudes » Tue Nov 29, 2016 5:00 pm

I guess things like cancer is so good at messing things up that they're bad for us.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:48 am

nah but that doesn't make it good, just because it's good at being bad.

I was thinking the Sun is pretty good for us, but it's also kinda too hot and too bright if you look closely (don't).
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:37 pm

This was told to me as a true story.

This older gentleman was asked what the secret was to living a long life.

He said that you just need to make sure you get up every morning.

When he was asked how you make sure you get up every morning, he said that you need to make sure to drink plenty of water before going to bed.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:51 am

that sounds like a good idea, but how does it help you if you are stabbed to death
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:33 am

if you drank all your water you would have more blood and that wouldn't be a problem
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby ThingerDudes » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:37 am

the stabby holes relieve pressure built up in your body from the stresses of modern society


...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:36 am

I'll need a lot of holes
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:40 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:the stabby holes relieve pressure built up in your body from the stresses of modern society


...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...

Yeah it does.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:13 pm

I think I should sell my vacuum cleaner. All it does is collect dust.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:18 am

man, that joke sucks
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:54 pm

It actually creates a difference in air pressure so that things are pushed in from the outside.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:50 am

woah
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:39 am

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:18 am

Time for another stolen joke!


How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:42 pm

My mother-in-law taught my daughter a joke over the weekend.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody!
Nobody who?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:56 pm

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:57 pm

assdef wrote:What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Sat May 06, 2017 1:41 pm

What's the approximate internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.
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