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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:23 pm

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:59 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:54 pm

Knock, Knock.
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Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:48 pm

eyy welcome back !
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:39 am

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:07 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:58 pm

Olympics-related joke:

How do you keep bacon from curling?

You take away their tiny brooms.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:35 am

I don't get it, you may explain it, but that would probably ruin the joke... or not, maybe im 10 and should shut up
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:59 am

When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby TheDudeManJohn » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:18 pm

Curlers take that shit serious to.....they furious with those broomsticks.

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Ivokyuftaf6666 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:34 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby TheDudeManJohn » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:42 pm

so everyone stood inline to get drinks from the fruit drink in a bowl thing................yah get it?

What yah miss the punch line?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Shai'tan » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:49 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.


Usually with some awesome looking pants if you're the Norwegian curling team.
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