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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Ivokyuftaf6666 » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:37 pm

This thread is supposed to be about jokes. So, here is a joke which I came up with. :) (I have put them somewhere else, as well)

-Which part or parts of the body can talk?
-the mouth and the nose.
-But how can it be the nose, it can not talk...
-Well, when I entered, it told me that someone had eaten some beans...


And another one:

An interview with a musician.
The interviewer:
-Well, Although you are not really popular in society, many women with children visited your most recent concert. It is strange... How did it happen?
The musician answered that only his families had visited the concert.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:41 pm

not bad :P
I dont make up jokes, I steal them from other places and pretend im funny xD
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Shai'tan » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:52 pm

Froggychum wrote:Here is a video from Bo Burnam, my favorite comedian. I strongly recommend you watch the whole thing, it is godly.

If not, the joke im thinking of stars at 19:08 and you;ll know when its over.



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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:58 pm

i think ive seen it , if not will watch again. You got any links?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:52 am

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:43 pm

top kek
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:39 pm

I once told a joke about infinity. I never heard the end of it.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Shai'tan » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:57 am

Froggychum wrote:i think ive seen it , if not will watch again. You got any links?


Netflix. Couldn't find it on Youtube.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:41 pm

darn i might of watched it if it was on netflix.

love that genius Bo anyway
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:10 pm

The magician got SO MAD he pulled his hare out.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:00 pm

ha
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:59 am

Here I am with another stolen joke, as usual.

Do you know why keyboards are always so tired? ... ... ... They have two shifts.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:12 pm

Lol!
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:59 pm

Beware of any e-mails you receive from "Lizzie Borden" - she's a known hacker.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:45 am

Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delievering Fun

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:51 pm

wanna hear a joke? America.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:27 am

When my boss told me I could no longer impersonate a flamingo at work, that was the last straw. I had to put my foot down.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:44 pm

me likes

Okay lemme just link to a funny video, I'm not creative on the spot xD:
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:35 pm

What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
A Kan-Neigh.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Froggychum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:46 pm

oh my lord dirty
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