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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu May 11, 2017 12:18 pm

What do you call a snake that's about 3.14 meters long?

A πthon.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Wed May 24, 2017 10:21 pm

What do you call a magic owl?
Hoooo-dini
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Mon May 29, 2017 9:17 am

What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
He wet his plants.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:37 pm

Do clown farts smell funny?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:28 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Uly » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:02 pm

Did you hear about the German comedian?
He brot the wurst jokes.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby assdef » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:02 am

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

"Is the bar tender here?"
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:05 pm

Thanks for the smile, assdef! :)
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