=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:53 pm

I am allergic to all forms of:

nutritium imaginaricus


mmm tasty...


god dam im allergic to my hunger




and grass and monkey fur...


Oh no... Im eating imaginary grass and monkey fur in my mind... BUT ITS MAKING ME HUNGRIER !!!!!!!!!






noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


RIP Froggychum The Fifth

died from allergic reaction (nutritium imaginaricus, hunger, grass, and monkey fur)


~~


in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, when all 8 planets (and Pluto) alligned above it , during a full moon, on friday the 13th, 2669 (doomsday for Googleplexians) as lightning struck a long abandoned item... A rolling dice, covered in the blood of 5 presidents of New America, a demigod, and the ugliest creature that ever lived....


THIS IS WHEN FROGGYCHUM THE SIXTH WAS BOR....

ED


Hahahahaha what did you think I was gonna say?? xDxD

Kidding, he was bored because he had lived in a empty box orbiting Earth's Moon, since 2025, June 3rd, 3:33 pm and 13 seconds. when he had been born, by every famous celebrety ever, in one disgusting creature, who was wearing a potato who was wearing a crown, which had 2 rubies soaked in blood of the last hippo on mars (also the first, launched there by NASA in 1666 after time travelling from 2995) the third gem and final one, was the universe itself put into a condensed bag of 1 000 000 doritos and 6 pretzels (3 were covered in the barf of Prince Loodlephanters XXXII (he is a cosmic being who secretly pukes on stuff xD)). The gem thing was 1 cm cubed, but had a booger from the butthole of the first Homo Sapien who ever touched fried chicken, on the top.

He was bored because he realised 6 seconds ago that life was shitty, so in 1 second he would of commited suicide, but then the dice flew and turned him into...


HIMSELF


Yup, now he was a Froggychum.


He deleted this whole timeline, and sat down on his computer, and finished typing the next sentence, which i wrote the first word of.


This is the end.


---Froggychum 5 (mostly), but now... Froggychum VI


Yuppers.
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Anonymously Famous » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:02 pm

How do you keep track of your reincarnations?
ThingerDudes wrote:The only reasonable amount of Nutella is infinity. Everything else is too little.

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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:15 pm

who knows?

Froggychum Original, do you know?

"Nah, I lasted a week, which is actually long for Froggychums, and then drank battery fluid. Dont ask me"
...
"By the way what your doing right now is a disgrace to everything everywhere"


How bout u Froggychum 2.0 ?

"i was killed by a Tetherball, thats 10x worse than my older version, i was a mere half an hour old, the youngest of any one of us"


Okay..

Froggychum 3?

"I died talking about my previous deaths, really meta and pathetic... Metathetic is that a word?"


sure.


froggychum the fourth?

"I was born in a dungeon, and died a famous man... the fame is what killed me... dopamine overdose."

Ah I see.


well, my predecessor? Mr number 5?

"lets see my origin story was long ish, and i mooched off MY predecessor who was only 2 days old, and i was around for 40 days..... until now... you f**cking wad!! ILL KILL YOU YOU DAMNED BASTARD ILL f87\67#$@$#EWRcking kill you !!!!!!!!1!1!!11"

ummm damn...


Anyway now im a sixth one, i get what you mean, hard to keep track of



(this must be how Dr. Who feels xD)
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Uly » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:23 pm

Doctor Who? More like Doctor SHOE
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:03 pm

you are the WORST person ever
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:41 am

Doctor Shoe doesn't reincarnate, though he does get his sole replaced every once in a while (usually when it's convenient for the plot).
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby assdef » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:45 pm

While Doctor Moo tastes great ground up, formed into a patty, and then grilled.
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:02 pm

I'll get the ketchup!
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:21 pm

my name is dr. doctor

i am not a doctor.

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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby ThingerDudes » Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:13 pm

assdef wrote:While Doctor Moo tastes great ground up, formed into a patty, and then grilled.

Dr. Yu is not a play on words based on the TV series Doctor Who. He is a doctor with an Asian last name.
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:42 pm

sure he is... sureeee...
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby assdef » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:34 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:
assdef wrote:While Doctor Moo tastes great ground up, formed into a patty, and then grilled.

Dr. Yu is not a play on words based on the TV series Doctor Who. He is a doctor with an Asian last name.

DR. GODZIRRRRRAA???
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:37 pm

godzilla & king kong vs superman & batman

xD such a good idea xD
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Anonymously Famous » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:52 pm

Unless the two monsters have kryptonite (surprisingly easy to get a hold of, apparently), my money is on the two heroes.
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:53 pm

what about if we all did a huge ffa battle royale - esque thing?

I wonder what would happen... that WOULD be a cool game thread or something...
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby ThingerDudes » Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:54 pm

It would be the ultimate showdown.

of ultimate destiny.
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:14 pm

should we make a thread for it ? o_o pls ?
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Anonymously Famous » Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:19 pm

Maybe?
ThingerDudes wrote:The only reasonable amount of Nutella is infinity. Everything else is too little.

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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby Froggychum » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:44 pm

never mind, it would take too long to finish xD

but i still crave the idea... oh no...
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Postby ThingerDudes » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:01 pm

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see
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